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PostPosted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:19 pm 
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I made myself a rather spiffing dish of pasta with tomato puree, olives and red chilli peppers earlier tonight and just went for a wee... :shock: Guess who forgot to wash his hands in between... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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I will not ask what you had for pudding. And you're never sharing my bar snacks again..........

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Pudding was hot Spotted Dick...

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My sincere empathies. I'd love to be smug and call you a muppet, but I'm a veteran of that self same accident. And all the quiet, contemplative religiosity of Italian grandparents gives way to virtually endless hysterics when they find out what you've done. It's like a cucina rustica initiation rite.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:41 pm 
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Being forced to listen to Britney Spears and Robbie Williams records all day?


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Mistaking the Deep Heat for the KY Jelly? :?


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Mistaking the Deep Heat for the KY Jelly? :?


Don't remind me. I got a groin strain once playing footy and applied Deep Heat rather too liberally to the tender area. "Goodness Gracious..." as Jerry Lee Lewis once sang... :shock:

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Is this related in any way to the story you told me about your privates popping out your shorts whilst you dribbled down the left side...I assumed it was the excitment of being just about to score but it might have been for the cooling properties of the fresh air... :shock:

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Bovine Juice wrote:
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Mistaking the Deep Heat for the KY Jelly? :?


Don't remind me. I got a groin strain once playing footy and applied Deep Heat rather too liberally to the tender area. "Goodness Gracious..." as Jerry Lee Lewis once sang... :shock:


Yeah... me and a few of the boys once "applied" the stuff purposefully on the helmet area, for shits 'n' giggles like... really really silly idea...

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Is this related in any way to the story you told me about your privates popping out your shorts whilst you dribbled down the left side...I assumed it was the excitment of being just about to score but it might have been for the cooling properties of the fresh air... :shock:


It was a liberating feeling I must say, although the old lady walking her dog looked somewhat startled. Incidentally has anyone here ever gone on a naturist holiday?

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Pudding was hot Spotted Dick...


with homemade custard no doubt.


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