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PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:32 pm 
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You know the types, miserable sods who should be working as IT programmers, lighthouse keepers or whatever. Definitely not in contact with other humans!

Number 1: the guy who sells fruit from a stall outside St James Tube. There's a clue in the 50 signs on his tiny stall that say "Don't handle the fruit". Anyone who does gets a barked "DON'T TOUCH MY PLUMS!!!!!".

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:42 pm 
There is a bus driver on the W5 who obviously hates, er, everybody. The other day I got on and tried to use my Oyster. It wouldn't work, so he said something to me that I didn't hear, due to his 'troll screen'. So I asked, very politely, for him to repeat it. He just tutted and then shouted 'for fuck's sake!' to himself and waved me away, and drove off, with a look of pure hatred and driving in a way that suggested he was almost apoplectic with anger.

So I ripped open his door, and pulled him out, then speared his head onto his windscreen wiper via his eye sockets.

The last bit isn't true, unfortunately.

It seems symptomatic of most bus drivers in London, actually....


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