1. Eamon Holmes - smug, smarmy... born in Northern Ireland, lives in London so naturally supports... United... TWAT.
2. Richard Littlejohn / Garry Bushell / Jeremy Clarkson - are they all the same person? all pig headed, right wing chauvanistic knobs who speak then think. Plus the guy off GLR who runs a radio phone in. All cab drivers who forgot to clock off.
3. Vic Reeves. Used to love this guy but he's now just irritating - too desperate for publicity by far.
4. Carol Vorderman - possibly done about 27 ads too many.
5. Alan Mullery - knows nowt about footy, talks in cliches and smells of poo and wee (probably).
6. Frank Skinner - chat show host who doesn't give his guests a chance to answer questions. Wastes 3 minutes a show singing when he clearly has no singing talent. And has made a career out of making gags out of the same double entendre.
7. Cilla Black - Worra lorra shite.
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