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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:52 pm 
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One of our lifts has one of those 'human' voices that announce the floors for the deaf and it sounds like that helium voiced little minx Lisa Horton from Bearsuit. Er anyone else ever been in a lift and thought blimey that's...

Hmmm funny feeling this could be a short thread...

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:55 pm 
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One of our lifts has one of those 'human' voices that announce the floors for the deaf

You are a fucking mong! :D

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:04 pm 
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Bananas wrote:
One of our lifts has one of those 'human' voices that announce the floors for the deaf

You are a fucking mong! :D


Bit harsh! er I meant blind of course...

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My other half is convinced that the voice that announces the stops on the Croydon tram is Suggs

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'Spose your lifts got braille on the buttons for the deaf as well then? :D

Sorry, but when you drop a clanger like that I just feel I have to exploit it as much as possible! :P

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 3:46 pm 
The lifts in the Capital Radio building have the voice of Chris Tarrant

Or they did 2 years ago anyway


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:23 am 
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simon los love wrote:
The lifts in the Capital Radio building have the voice of Chris Tarrant

Or they did 2 years ago anyway


Presumably it lasted a week or two before someone had had too much and smashed the speakers to smithereens yelling "shut up shut up shut up you twat its bad enough that we have to work with you"

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