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Author: | SPT [ Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:50 pm ] |
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Author: | Bovine Juice [ Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:16 pm ] |
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Author: | SPT [ Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:31 pm ] |
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Author: | Mrs Ray Flicker [ Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:36 pm ] |
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I'll watch the beeb coz they'll only talk about the ref for 50% of the match. The other 50% will be spent by them wanking every time one spaniad passes to another spaniad 15 foot away. "That's twelve passes in a ro-oh-oh-oh-aaaaaaaaaaaagh!" Here's how the game will go: Spain get the ball. They pass it between the midfielders and the back four. The commentators masturbate furiously. Eventually someone tries to thread the ball through a forest of Dutch defenders' legs. Fails. Holland get the ball. They pass it between the midfielders and the back four. The commentators masturbate discreetly. Eventually someone gives the ball to Kyut, who loses possession. Spain get the ball. They pass it.... Repeat until penalties. |
Author: | SPT [ Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:41 pm ] |
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If it goes to penalties the Dutch will win |
Author: | Trev [ Sun Jul 11, 2010 11:33 pm ] |
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Thank god that's over. Terrible final, and generally a terrible world cup overall and a really terrible refereeing display tonight, too. |
Author: | Bovine Juice [ Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:58 am ] |
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Author: | Mrs Ray Flicker [ Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:13 am ] |
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Author: | Trev [ Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:30 am ] |
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Author: | Mrs Ray Flicker [ Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:16 am ] |
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Author: | Thee SPC [ Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:49 am ] |
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Author: | tim [ Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:18 pm ] |
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Author: | Mrs Ray Flicker [ Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:49 pm ] |
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Hang on! Important breaking news from CBS. Seems we were all wrong about ![]() |
Author: | Bovine Juice [ Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:07 pm ] |
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Hehe. Good old Yanks, they sure know their soccerball.... |
Author: | Johnny Anarchy [ Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:16 pm ] |
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I thought the competition was generally entertaining (TV pundits notwithstanding). Webb refereed the final pretty well, given that the Dutch tactics were to play total contact football (van Marwijk must have shown them Rollerball the night before). As de Jong and Bommel are the heart of Holland’s formation, sending them off would have wrecked any sense of this as a contest. Instead Webb gave us a pretty intense and nerve-racking football for nearly 120 minutes, which was the right decision. He’s only second in the English contribution to the World Cup after that octopus. EDIT:The burning question now is when will the Dutch shut up and admit they tried to cheat their way to the title? Not only did Sunday bury the idea of "total voetbal", the Dutch crimped out a brown snake in the grave to prevent anyone from resurrecting it. No wonder Cryuff is so angry! |
Author: | Cavey [ Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:25 pm ] |
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