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Any sophisticated types on here?

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Bovine Juice

Post subject: Any sophisticated types on here?

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:50 pm

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I thought not.

Just wondered what the etiquette is with regards entering a work's toilet cublicle when the obvious previous occupant is washing his/her hands and being confronted with the most appalling fug of shite. Does one suppress one's horror and proceed to carry out one's requirements, tut loudly and leave or shout "what the fuck have you been eating, you smelly twat?" in their face.

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Mrs Ray Flicker

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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:30 pm

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Devilish Red

Post subject: Re: Any sophisticated types on here?

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:45 pm

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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:57 pm

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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:08 pm

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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:45 am

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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:55 am

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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:01 am

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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:25 pm

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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:19 pm

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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:47 pm

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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:47 pm

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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:39 am

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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:19 pm

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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:54 pm

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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:34 pm

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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:24 pm

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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:12 am

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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:06 pm

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Started a new job last Tuesday & every day someone there has had serious problems with keeping their shit in the bowl. Sometimes it's on the seat, sometimes crawling up the front (!) of the pan! How does one get shit where, traditionally your cock hangs? This country.

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