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Author:  Mrs Ray Flicker [ Wed May 26, 2010 2:03 am ]
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Having got back broadband, obviously I quickly capitulated to evil, multi-national corporatism and opened an account with iTunes.

Heigh-ho. So I did the usual rummaging and downloaded a few tracks that, for some reason, weren't already to hand. Amongst these was "Lust For Life". Good to hear those big drums again. Or so I thought...

Because, after a couple of plays, I glanced at the track details on the music player and realised I'd downloaded it not from "The Idiot", but from "101 Running Songs", whence it had somehow been collected. So the genre column doesn't list it as "rock" but as "fitness & workout".

This shouldn't make a difference, but it does. It really does. And somehow it ties in with those car insurance ads - now if I try to listen to the song my mind tortures me with images of Iggy and his Evil Puppet Sidekick jogging through a palm-tree infested Hell shouting self-improvement slogans at dead souls.

Honestly, I shudder at the thought of playing it now.

Any similar stories?

Author:  Devilish Red [ Wed May 26, 2010 11:40 am ]
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Not quite in the same league, but I succumbed to downloading 'Golden Brown' as my ringtone once, thinking those haunting notes would work quite well without my being a total knob when out and about. Turned out not to be the original but a really cack Rolf Harris stylophone-sounding piece of shit, which would very much point me out as a prick of the highest order if it went off - which obviously it hasn't because I've never used it. That was the easiest £2.50 I've lost...

Author:  Bola [ Wed May 26, 2010 12:53 pm ]
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ha ha - I did something similar with Blue Monday which was a pretty bad midi file and sounded like my four year old nephew on a fisher price keyboard.

Author:  Bovine Juice [ Wed May 26, 2010 12:57 pm ]
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Ditto This Charming Man for me. Though quite why I thought a tinny digital keyboard version of a guitar track would work I'm not sure....

Author:  Mrs Ray Flicker [ Wed May 26, 2010 1:19 pm ]
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Bola wrote:
ha ha - I did something similar with Blue Monday which was a pretty bad midi file and sounded like my four year old nephew on a fisher price keyboard.


Just like the original, then! :mrgreen:

btw, I have "Wild Honey Pie" by The Beatles as my ringtone. Somehow, this hasn't helped stave off the feeling of dread I get whenever someone calls me....

Oh, and going back to Blue Monday, I do wish radio stations would stop playing the truly horrific "throw the kitchen sink at it" remix that came out a few years back. At least the original had a certain stark dignity to it.

Author:  Devilish Red [ Wed May 26, 2010 1:30 pm ]
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As we're on the subject of ringtones, whose phone's gone off, with new ringtone playing, and you haven't remembered that it's your phone that's bleeping? I was in the library once and Peter Kay's voice starting asking 'who the hell was calling at this time', etc, which I ignored whilst getting increasingly pissed off with the idiot who didn't realise his/her phone needed answering. Until it clicked it was coming from my pocket :oops:

Author:  Bovine Juice [ Wed May 26, 2010 2:03 pm ]
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Devilish Red wrote:
As we're on the subject of ringtones, whose phone's gone off, with new ringtone playing, and you haven't remembered that it's your phone that's bleeping? I was in the library once and Peter Kay's voice starting asking 'who the hell was calling at this time', etc, which I ignored whilst getting increasingly pissed off with the idiot who didn't realise his/her phone needed answering. Until it clicked it was coming from my pocket :oops:


Hehe. I now have a Sony phone and I think all Sony phones have the same ringtone so I'm constantly reaching for my phone o nthe train when someone else's goes off.

Author:  Mrs Ray Flicker [ Wed May 26, 2010 2:07 pm ]
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Bovine Juice wrote:
I think all Sony phones have the same ringtone so I'm constantly reaching for my phone o nthe train when someone else's goes off.


File under Life's Little Humiliations:

"Ah yes, that'll be for me; I'm popular, I'm important, I'm... oh, erm... as you were...."

Author:  Devilish Red [ Wed May 26, 2010 2:33 pm ]
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Apologies for taking the thread a bit further away from its original theme, but another mobile-related annoyance happened to me earlier. I was unfortunate to be sat in front of a woman having a typically inane conversation from beginning to end of my bus journey to work. I then allowed said woman to go ahead of me down the stairs (no, not so I could arrange an 'accident'), she with her phone still glued to her ear. She then got off the bus, and turned the same way I was going, still blathering away. It was all I could do not to about face and march in the opposite direction to the office, just to get away from her. Nightmare...

Author:  Mrs Ray Flicker [ Wed May 26, 2010 3:05 pm ]
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It's odd how as soon as someone takes a mobile call in public they seem to assume that they've been sucked into a parallel universe and no longer exist on earth in corporeal form. They lurch around the streets, randomly changing direction or abruptly coming to a halt so that it's all you can do to avoid knocking them over.

Thing is, I do that as well.

Author:  Devilish Red [ Wed May 26, 2010 3:22 pm ]
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Mrs Ray Flicker wrote:
It's odd how as soon as someone takes a mobile call in public they seem to assume that they've been sucked into a parallel universe and no longer exist on earth in corporeal form. They lurch around the streets, randomly changing direction or abruptly coming to a halt so that it's all you can do to avoid knocking them over.

Thing is, I do that as well.


We've just discussed that very thing, we call it the bubble syndrome. These same blabbermouths who you can't help hearing always look slightly pissed off if you glance in their direction. Somehow, you're then invading their privacy, rather than the other way round :evil:

Author:  Mrs Ray Flicker [ Wed May 26, 2010 3:53 pm ]
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Devilish Red wrote:
Mrs Ray Flicker wrote:
It's odd how as soon as someone takes a mobile call in public they seem to assume that they've been sucked into a parallel universe and no longer exist on earth in corporeal form. They lurch around the streets, randomly changing direction or abruptly coming to a halt so that it's all you can do to avoid knocking them over.

Thing is, I do that as well.


We've just discussed that very thing, we call it the bubble syndrome. These same blabbermouths who you can't help hearing always look slightly pissed off if you glance in their direction. Somehow, you're then invading their privacy, rather than the other way round :evil:


A particularly dangerous combination, I find, is mothers with prams and mobiles - especially as prams these days could usefully be shipped out to Afghanistan to protect "our boys" from IEDs. I mean, these things are HUGE. So you can imagine the havoc caused by a pram-pusher with a mobile in, say, a crowded supermarket aisle.

Author:  Devilish Red [ Wed May 26, 2010 4:11 pm ]
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Mrs Ray Flicker wrote:
A particularly dangerous combination, I find, is mothers with prams and mobiles - especially as prams these days could usefully be shipped out to Afghanistan to protect "our boys" from IEDs. I mean, these things are HUGE. So you can imagine the havoc caused by a pram-pusher with a mobile in, say, a crowded supermarket aisle.


This is a phenomenon I regularly encounter during the school run. Honestly, what can be so important at 8.40 on a weekday morning that must be discussed there and then??? Chances are, they're nattering to people who would know fine well that they'll be pushing a pram up the hill whilst keeping an eye on the kids at that time, and who they're probably going to meet up with later on. Grr....

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