I was talking about chewing gum in the hair that springs forth from my scalp, Dookers...
P.S - I don't have gonads, do I?
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| Author: | Bovine Juice [ Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:45 pm ] |
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Well you can now get a for that greying muff to save the humiliation of your false follicles falling off at a key luuurve moment (or whilst down the greengrocers). |
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| Author: | Bovine Juice [ Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:50 pm ] |
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Talking of pubes... here's a rather amusing showbiz take: LA stars Matt Dillon and Marilyn Manson often bump into each other at Hollywood parties, awards shows and VIP events. Manson always says "hello" to Dillon. And Dillon always publicly blanks the goth rocker. The feud dates back to a party in Los Angeles a couple of years ago. Manson went to the toilet to take a pee and, mid-stream, decides to spit his chewing gum into the urinal. Somehow he misses, and the gum sticks in his pubic hair. Perturbed, Manson wanders back into the party and asks if anyone has a pair of scissors on them. Matt Dillon replies that he has a pair in his bag and would be happy to lend them. So Manson wanders off and carefully cuts the gum away from his penis. When he brings the scissors back to Dillon, the actor gets curious, and asks why the singer needed them. Embarrassed but amused, Manson decides to explain. At that point Dillon cuts him off with a look of disgust... and has not spoken to him since. |
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| I was talking about chewing gum in the hair that springs forth from my scalp, Dookers...
P.S - I don't have gonads, do I?
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