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I got the job as a Nun! Changing from Tom to Thomas got me a hypnotist and under Tommy I got the speaking clock!

Mrs Bola got Fluffy Bunner Trainer :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Using my regular name, my ideal job is In A Land Far, Far Away. Using the name my parents tried to saddle me with, apparently I'm a supermodel. I hope it isn't real.

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Bananas comes up as an Evil Boss! How eerie!

My full name makes me a permanent temp! Eerie-er!

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...sweet!

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Bovine Juice got me "Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them"... whatever that means. My real name got me "Pirate"... Haha Jim m'lad...

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My ideal job is a 'Superhero' - but I knew that already - Super Cavey to the rescue to save the planet from the evil forces of technology and fake fur (i'm joking about that last bit before anybody goes into one - i'm still recovering from my apparent lack of love for the foxes...) :shock:


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I'm a dodgem driver with my real name, a stunt person with my rock'n'roll name and when I'm 'anarchy', I'm a headteacher! Quel bizarre!


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I'm an astrologer using 'Beanie', using my real name I'm a church minister apparently. Very boring - much like my real job.

However if I put in my real name and include my very embarrassing middle name it comes up with 'trained assassin' - that's more like it.


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Using my real name I got Top Gun pilot. People have often confused me for Tom Cruise, ahem :oops:

As Enid Coleslaw I got Supermodel. People have often confused etc etc :)


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