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Bola

Post subject: Your Ideal Job

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:04 pm

Fella in codpiece with curly mullet

Joined: Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:36 pm
Posts: 6251
Location: Legra, Ēastseaxe

I got the job as a Nun! Changing from Tom to Thomas got me a hypnotist and under Tommy I got the speaking clock!

Mrs Bola got Fluffy Bunner Trainer :shock:

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Fernando

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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:13 pm

cRaZy cat with the bongos

Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2004 2:07 am
Posts: 742
Location: Otranto, Comune di Roccia Nera

Using my regular name, my ideal job is In A Land Far, Far Away. Using the name my parents tried to saddle me with, apparently I'm a supermodel. I hope it isn't real.

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Bananas

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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 7:00 pm

Chutney ferret with lazy eye

Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2003 5:44 pm
Posts: 1501
Location: London Zoo

Bananas comes up as an Evil Boss! How eerie!

My full name makes me a permanent temp! Eerie-er!

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Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the Rock 'n' Roll....

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Pablo2k4

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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 7:17 pm

Girl on the Door with the Rubber Stamp

Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:18 pm
Posts: 88
Location: Birmingham, UK

Emperor of all the world

...sweet!

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 10:17 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:52 pm
Posts: 14708
Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

Bovine Juice got me "Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them"... whatever that means. My real name got me "Pirate"... Haha Jim m'lad...

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jannerboy

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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 11:27 pm

Mosh Monster

Joined: Sat Feb 28, 2004 2:40 pm
Posts: 183
Location: Sunny Lewisham

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MsCavey

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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:33 am

My ideal job is a 'Superhero' - but I knew that already - Super Cavey to the rescue to save the planet from the evil forces of technology and fake fur (i'm joking about that last bit before anybody goes into one - i'm still recovering from my apparent lack of love for the foxes...) :shock:

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Johnny Anarchy

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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:59 am

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2003 5:18 pm
Posts: 3868
Location: Tralfamadore

I'm a dodgem driver with my real name, a stunt person with my rock'n'roll name and when I'm 'anarchy', I'm a headteacher! Quel bizarre!

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Beanie

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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:11 am

Beast with a Bass

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2003 5:44 pm
Posts: 460
Location: Brighton

I'm an astrologer using 'Beanie', using my real name I'm a church minister apparently. Very boring - much like my real job.

However if I put in my real name and include my very embarrassing middle name it comes up with 'trained assassin' - that's more like it.

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Enid Coleslaw

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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:03 am

cRaZy cat with the bongos

Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2003 11:53 pm
Posts: 704
Location: Quality Cafe

Using my real name I got Top Gun pilot. People have often confused me for Tom Cruise, ahem :oops:

As Enid Coleslaw I got Supermodel. People have often confused etc etc

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Fernando

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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:12 am

cRaZy cat with the bongos

Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2004 2:07 am
Posts: 742
Location: Otranto, Comune di Roccia Nera

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:58 am

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:52 pm
Posts: 14708
Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

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Beanie

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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:32 pm

Beast with a Bass

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2003 5:44 pm
Posts: 460
Location: Brighton

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Neon

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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:53 pm

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Honey

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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:54 pm

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Vodka-Volauvent

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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:14 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

Joined: Wed Aug 04, 2004 11:14 am
Posts: 3516
Location: London

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:46 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:52 pm
Posts: 14708
Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

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BoboDante

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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:56 pm

Mute with Roland who avoids eye contact

Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 10:00 pm
Posts: 536
Location: Vermont, USA

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BoboDante

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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:58 pm

Mute with Roland who avoids eye contact

Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 10:00 pm
Posts: 536
Location: Vermont, USA

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BoboDante

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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:01 pm

Mute with Roland who avoids eye contact

Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 10:00 pm
Posts: 536
Location: Vermont, USA

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