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Just ordered 2 of these freaky pens to make my writing more readable.

I think I should have been left handed but was probably forced to write right handed by some interfering God botherer as a child. The evidence:

a) shite writing with no vowels and long parallel lines where bumps and crosses should go
b) I hold my knife in my left hand and fork in right
c) I'm left footed
d) I recently nearly fooked up an open book exam that even a chimp could pass and it can only be cos they didn't understand my writing and not because I'm fick. No, siree.

i'm right handed and have (often even to me) totally illegible handwriting. except when i try and make it all neat then it ends up looking like a nine year old girl's diary. writing in greetings cards brings me out in a cold sweat.

what's extra annoying is that my dad's (an uneducated alcoholic biggoted buffoon with booze ravaged faculties... bless him) most casual scribblings look like the finest and most elegant caligraphy to me.

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I'm right handed. I played this game recently on playstation - some kind of guitar strumming game and I was rubbish at it because the guitar didn't feel right in my hands - I felt like the guitar should've been the other way around and I kept trying to flip it to cries of 'You can't do that Brazil, just facking play it!' Well that's what I blamed for the shit performances - the gallons of vodka had nothing to do with it. My writing is awful, awful, awful. It's these bloody computers. I'm a bit like Dookers, when it comes to writing out cards, and I have to write out loads! I really struggle to write now.

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