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Do you too have to shave your chin, knuckles and sack every twenty minutes or so? If so, like me, you'll have contemplated buying the new Wilkinson's Sword razor with FOUR blades. Now I was quite happy with my three bladed effort from Gillette but I figured an extra blade has got to be better, right? WRONG! The bloody thing feels like I'm dragging a three wheeled corn picking machine across my face! It's about as much use as one of those 27 for 8p Bic efforts you get down, er, Eightpeeland. AVOID!

Right, who wants to go wrestle some crazed bears?

Call yourself a man? You should use one with five blades. And a battery. Hell yeah!

I still only use the disposable two blades from the supermarket - with added aloe vera strip of course. What does that make me?

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If Ian Curtis had lived, and enjoyed the ale…

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Here's your solution me luvverly -

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My, my, how distinguished do you look? I've no sympathy for you. You're getting in the way of mother nature's work.

*I hope that the fine photographer does not mind me defiling his image.

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

Call yourself a man?

I use a knife!




Anyone ever been to a proper barber? They've got one in grays inn road i was thinking of going to, until i saw Ray winston as Sweeny Todd.

Yeah, I have a 3 blade one, and I imagine when the 4 blade - presumably called the 'Quattro' is out, it'll be the same, i.e. when new and sharp, great, but after a few goes just as bad as owt else.
How did we ever survive with real razors - you know, the ones where you put a razor blade in.

Talking of which, isn't 'razor' a superb example of an Onomatope? Well, not really, 'cos it don't sound like it, but you know what I mean...

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sometimes I write things....

i didn't shave for two weeks recently and the only person who even noticed the patch of stubble confined to my chin and upper lip areas was my girlfriend.

my facial fuzz is somewhere between the kind of hopeful fluff grown my a wimpy 14 year old boy and the sparse chin hair of a 100 year old chinese man. i have exactly 2 chest hairs both of which i regularly remove.

i like to think of myself as more evolutionarily evolved than the hairies of this world. i'm more streamlined underwater too.

before you ask, my toes aren't webbed.

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Back off Warchild, seriously.

http://elvers.bandcamp.com/

You tell 'em, Pol. And the thing is they don't have to shave. Hairy Men look great, hairy women on the other hand get a thumbs down in good society. They are known as hairyfemaleleperites.

Exhibit A

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Jarvis Cocker or David Bowie or AVB or Johnny Borrell, she isn't picky

Cavey Cocker, Cup Cake Queen, Saint Thomas.

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Back off Warchild, seriously.

http://elvers.bandcamp.com/

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sometimes I write things....

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Looks like Elijah Wood. Supports Liverpool. Likes Coldplay.

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Back off Warchild, seriously.

http://elvers.bandcamp.com/