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Eyeless in Car-zaaaaa!

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Bovine Juice

Post subject: Eyeless in Car-zaaaaa!

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:15 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:52 pm
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Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

Cue Richard Littlejohn-style rant...

Man gets 12 weeks suspended for 1 year for driving a car whilst having no licence, MOT or, erm, eyes... His mate in the car was telling him which way to turn... He'd even had the cheek to plead not guilty to dangerous driving!

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Bovine Juice

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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:25 pm

Drunken mustachioed lothario on stage

Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2003 2:52 pm
Posts: 14708
Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!

Great para... "He has also been banned from driving for three years and ordered to take an extended driving test."

He's got no fuckin' eyes! How's he going to be able to drive in 3 years time? He'll still have two holes in his head where peepers should be!

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Vodka-Volauvent

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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:31 pm

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

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Posts: 3516
Location: London

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Bola

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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:59 pm

Fella in codpiece with curly mullet

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Posts: 6251
Location: Legra, Ēastseaxe

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Fernando

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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:11 pm

cRaZy cat with the bongos

Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2004 2:07 am
Posts: 742
Location: Otranto, Comune di Roccia Nera

To get to the other side... hopefully.

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Pink Gingham Kid

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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:19 pm

Axe Wielding Maniac

Joined: Thu Nov 18, 2004 12:28 pm
Posts: 295
Location: The back wall of Hell

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Lucksmith

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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:58 pm

Toadsniffer

Joined: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:43 pm
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Chimes

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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:37 pm

Milchman's man milkmaid

Joined: Mon Aug 16, 2004 5:47 pm
Posts: 1251
Location: London

She said, 'You didn't wipe your cock on the curtains!!!'

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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:41 am

Chutney ferret with lazy eye

Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 8:41 pm
Posts: 1653
Location: Coventry

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SPT

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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:58 am

Cocker's trouser zip fiddler

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Location: Sheffield

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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:58 pm

Wurzel's moth felcher

Joined: Thu Apr 08, 2004 2:53 pm
Posts: 3254
Location: The East End of London

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