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 Post subject: Crap Joke off PopB*tch
PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2004 6:48 pm 
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Location: Wild and devil-may-care on the last mobility scooter to hell... YEAH!!!!
A man walks into a pub and orders a drink.
While pouring the drink, the barman notices
a scar right across his customer's neck.
He asks where it came from, and with a hoarse
voice the man replies, "Falklands".

15 minutes later the barman approaches with a
hat full of money, saying, "We've had a whip
round, and this is a token of our appreciation
for what you lads did for us out there."

The customer replies; "Muchas Gracias."

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