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SoundsXP Message Boards - Indie, Indiepop, Nu-Folk and Alt-Country Forums SoundsXP's very own gathering spot for the intelligent, irreverent, witty and daft. 2006-04-25T18:13:19+02:00 http://www.soundsxp.com/forum/feed.php?f=1&t=8268 2006-04-25T18:13:19+02:00 2006-04-25T18:13:19+02:00 http://www.soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8268&p=39044#p39044 <![CDATA[Heckles]]> Statistics: Posted by Cavey — Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:13 pm

]]> 2006-04-25T13:27:15+02:00 2006-04-25T13:27:15+02:00 http://www.soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8268&p=39037#p39037 <![CDATA[Heckles]]> Statistics: Posted by Teasy — Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:27 pm

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Statistics: Posted by dr_gavin — Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:22 pm

]]> 2006-04-25T13:08:56+02:00 2006-04-25T13:08:56+02:00 http://www.soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8268&p=39035#p39035 <![CDATA[Heckles]]>
it's been going on for years at his gigs now and it must get really old... but what makes it funny is that he STILL gets a right strop on about it.

Statistics: Posted by dookerdoo — Tue Apr 25, 2006 1:08 pm

]]> 2006-04-24T17:26:07+02:00 2006-04-24T17:26:07+02:00 http://www.soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8268&p=39002#p39002 <![CDATA[Heckles]]> Statistics: Posted by Vodka-Volauvent — Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:26 pm

]]> 2006-04-23T13:01:35+02:00 2006-04-23T13:01:35+02:00 http://www.soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8268&p=38926#p38926 <![CDATA[Heckles]]>
The legendary Tunnel club in Deptford, run by the sorely missed Malcolm Hardee.
This was about 20 years ago now. One of the acts was a mime artist- Les Bubb.
He was about 5 minutes into his act when a shout came from the back
"for fuck's sake tell a joke, I'm blind"

Heh.

Statistics: Posted by Cavey — Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:01 pm

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"was at a comedy show in Auckland, the comedian told a funny story about a dwarf. Suddenly a dwarf shouts up from the audience, something about it not being funny etc.

To give the comedian his due, he said didn't see him down there, to much amusement (to me anyway).

The dwarf replied that it was his birthday and he had spoilt it.

The comedian feeling a little guilty now then proceeds to get everyone in the audience to sing happy birthday to him.

the only thing is, noone knew his name, and the place erupted, when everyone sutterd then completed the line, happy birthday, dear....dwartf!...

hahaha, had to be there etc."

Statistics: Posted by Bovine Juice — Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:16 am

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