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Cynicism - The worst thing known to man. Not entirely without reason but absolutely inexcusable in about 99% of contexts in which it's used. Seriously, it makes me cry inside...
Statistics: Posted by Westie — Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:05 pm
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I stuck to my principles and deided I was willing to miss the gig rather than get done by the fuckers. Happily last night, Wegottickets put a batch on sale, adding a far more palatable £1.75 and I now get to see my favourite Low album being performed
Statistics: Posted by Enid Coleslaw — Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:14 pm
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Revolving doors - The most pointless entrance mechanism ever created. You wait like a dick for your window of opportunity to get in, then when you are in you can't gauge the speed of the rotation meaning the bastard thing bashes you on the heels just as you're about to get out meaning you enter the building sliding on your arse. Oh, and they're always broken. Good job...
London cyclists - Yes aren't you all nice and smug doing your "bit for the environment" and breathing in all of the smoggy air. Still, if you're so bloody clever would it kill you to read the Highway Code once in a while? Really, A RED LIGHT DOES NOT INDICATE YOUR RIGHT OF WAY, DICKHEAD. And if you're gonna berate me for stepping into your cycle path to avoid a passed out tramp on my walk to work, PLEASE don't tut at me when I force you to swerve to avoid me if you're cycling in the pedestrian bit. You don't own the fucking road AND THE COUNCIL BUILT YOU YOUR OWN LANE! Gaaaah...
That cunt who writes seemingly everything on Drowed in Sound these days - Wassiz name, Mike Diver or something? Look, that site used to be good before your suffocated it with your sycophantic overly emotive writing and your complete sarcastic abject snobbery dripping off every article. Look, it's indier-than-thou twats like YOU who make people hate ME. Seriously, give it a rest...
People not locking their mobile phones - Not a problem for most of you. Thing is, I am always either the first or last person in people's phones under 'A' or 'W' meaning I am only 2 buttons away from an accidental phonecall. Seriously, I do not like being woken up at 3am by you out on the piss when you've sat on your phone with your big fat arse in a taxi. I do not like receiving 45 blank texts from you 'cos the send button on your phone is banging against a coin in your pocket. Now, sort it aaaat!
Statistics: Posted by Westie — Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:27 pm
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Part time footy fans - Every two years during the summer these buffoons suddenly become an authority on the game. Yes, it's the Euro Chapionships/World Cup Finals and everyone's an expert on Beckham's free kicks and the merits of 4-4-2, 4-4-1-1 or for the truly ignorant, 4-5-1-2... Trying to find a pub in central London where you're not surrounded by these ignorants tnucs is nigh on impossible though...
People who try to gain credit for qualities they don't have purely based on where they are from.... or worse ones who adopt a stereotype that is highly undesirable....
Repackaged albums - I don't mind the odd reissue where 6 B-sides, say, of old 7" singles that hadn't previously appeared on CD appear at the end but demos of tracks or worse still, instrumentals, is taking the piss.
Tree blossom - Looks nice. Makes my eyes sting. No contest. In you go.
Dogs - Hmmm could be contentious here and I know it's not the dogs fault, it's their owners, but they often smell and they shit everywhere including pavements and football pitches. The other day we had to clear 6 turds off a pitch before we could kick off a Sunday morning match. Give me a cat or badger any day.
Squirrels - Rats with bushy tails. Destroy every bird seed feeder I put out, even "squirrel proof" ones. Cunts. And one of the bastards lived in my loft for a while and ate my only, er, art vid (a Greek pirate of the uncensored version of Caligula. Will I ever see that dwarf get gobbled again?
)Statistics: Posted by Bovine Juice — Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:37 pm
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