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SoundsXP Message Boards - Indie, Indiepop, Nu-Folk and Alt-Country Forums SoundsXP's very own gathering spot for the intelligent, irreverent, witty and daft. 2006-01-20T18:50:21+02:00 http://www.soundsxp.com/forum/feed.php?f=1&t=7309 2006-01-20T18:50:21+02:00 2006-01-20T18:50:21+02:00 http://www.soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7309&p=34804#p34804 <![CDATA[Cute story]]>
resists urge to make "booby" and "shag" jokes.

mallards give me the fuckin' 'orn

re: small birds, i once went out with a girl who was to all intents and purposes a midget. hott, but probably about 4'8"

i had ideas about picking her up and rubbing her all over me. like a human bar of soap.

Statistics: Posted by dookerdoo — Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:50 pm

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Are those Bovine's naughty fingers? Can we get Ruth Kelly to make sure you never get a job working with fledglings ever again?

Statistics: Posted by SPT — Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:31 pm

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]]> 2006-01-20T17:39:36+02:00 2006-01-20T17:39:36+02:00 http://www.soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7309&p=34791#p34791 <![CDATA[Cute story]]> Statistics: Posted by Bovine Juice — Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:39 pm

]]> 2006-01-20T17:27:48+02:00 2006-01-20T17:27:48+02:00 http://www.soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7309&p=34789#p34789 <![CDATA[Cute story]]> Statistics: Posted by dookerdoo — Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:27 pm

]]> 2006-01-20T16:50:13+02:00 2006-01-20T16:50:13+02:00 http://www.soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7309&p=34786#p34786 <![CDATA[Cute story]]> Statistics: Posted by Bovine Juice — Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:50 pm

]]> 2006-01-20T16:37:33+02:00 2006-01-20T16:37:33+02:00 http://www.soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7309&p=34785#p34785 <![CDATA[Cute story]]> Statistics: Posted by dookerdoo — Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:37 pm

]]> 2006-01-20T16:34:15+02:00 2006-01-20T16:34:15+02:00 http://www.soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7309&p=34784#p34784 <![CDATA[Cute story]]> Statistics: Posted by dookerdoo — Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:34 pm

]]> 2006-01-20T16:11:53+02:00 2006-01-20T16:11:53+02:00 http://www.soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7309&p=34781#p34781 <![CDATA[Cute story]]> Statistics: Posted by Johnny Anarchy — Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:11 pm

]]> 2006-01-20T15:47:17+02:00 2006-01-20T15:47:17+02:00 http://www.soundsxp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7309&p=34779#p34779 <![CDATA[Re: how is that even a story?]]> Statistics: Posted by Bovine Juice — Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:47 pm

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