Until things improve, however, you need to transform yourself from victim to aggressor… Here’s 3 easy steps:
1) Wake up in the morning. Shout “I’M THE F88KING GREATEST!!!” in the mirror, followed by your most aggressive war cry: RAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
2) Arrive at work, barge into managers office pin him to the wall, threaten to cut his thimbs off/kill his children/rape his parents until he’s a quivering broken mess …
3) Calmly return to desk. Start workStatistics: Posted by matt611 — Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:24 pm
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