"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.”
"Trying is the first step on the road to failure"
''Boy, weaselling out of things is what separates us from the animals - except the weasel''
[After Bart was caught shoplifting] "Why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anyone laughing."
“Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand”
Homer and Marge
“Marge! My brain hurts!”
Marge: “Mr. Burns says if you don’t come in today, don’t bother coming in on Monday”. Homer: ”Woohoo!! 4 day weekend!”
“But Marge, who’s going to watch me lay on the couch if you go?”
"What's the point of going out? We always wind up back here anyway!"
"Right, so that's 4 Christmases I've ruined, 2 I've saved, 3 were kind of a draw....”
Just Homer
"Ok brain, I don't like you, and you don't like me, so lets get this over with and I can go back to killing you with beer" OR “Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a cue tip!”
“Every time I learn something new it pushes some of the old stuff out.”
“Donuts... Is there anything they can't do!”
“Mmmmm….. Hippo!”
"Ooooh, there's a NEW Mexico?"
"The Bible? What a preachy book!"
Others
Comic Book Guy: “Now why don't you make like my pants, and split!”
Brandine: “Damn it Cletus, why d'you have to park where my parents can see us making out?” Cletus: “Now come on Brandine they're my parents too!”Statistics: Posted by Bovine Juice — Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:53 pm
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